June 2012
kittyshit asked: a man walks into a bar. his alcoholism is destroying his family
seapuzzle asked: What do you get when you mix a lily and a dog? *a caullieflower*
gummyrat asked: CAUSE YOU CAN'T TUNA FISH
gummyrat asked: why can't fish be in a band?
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tell me a joke →
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Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious...
– Emily Nagoski. (via rapeisnotajoke)
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May 2012
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I JUST REALLY LOVE THE HORRORS. I LOVE THEM A WHOLE LOT.
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A guy just sent me a friend request on facebook. He goes to my school so at first I thought I might add him. But in his interests it says his favorite sport is “passionate sex” and under favorite athletes it says “soccer girls are hot”
*decline*
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90sdad:
would anyone like to be my sugar daddy if so i have a wish list handy
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